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Posted on 11th Jan at 4:00 PM, with 91,807 notes

cactusrabbit:

entonnoir:

mervley:

weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs
like “its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size”

It’s such a shame this spider died. Good thing he was carrying pants, a helmet, and a sword.

“This wolf had five dollars!”

Posted on 11th Jan at 3:58 PM, with 57,143 notes

rosenrotxiii:

wildplantts:

trulyvincent:

Falling Glitter

I love this so fucking much. Words can’t explain how happy I was watching this video.

It’s like stardust is raining on my face

Tagged: #important,
Posted on 11th Jan at 3:51 PM, with 28,946 notes

henstomper:

YA novel: what if you were sorted into an arbitrary category at birth and that defined your entire life and you were harshly punished for trying to break out of it

me in like 8th grade: wow this is really compelling and relatable for me.         and theres no possible reason why

Posted on 11th Jan at 3:16 AM, with 95,765 notes

anais-ninja-bitch:

lotrfansaredorcs:

nitrateglow:

lotrfansaredorcs:

One overlooked thing that really sets the Lord of the Rings films apart from other franchises is how earnest they are-

Most movies are so afraid of being “cheesy” that whenever they say something like “friendship is the most powerful force in the world” they quickly undercut it with a joke to show We Don’t Really Believe That! ;)  Even Disney films nowadays have the characters mock their own movie’s tropes (”if you start singing, I’m gonna throw up!”) It’s like winking at the camera: “See, audience? We know this is ridiculous! We’re in on the joke!”

But Lord of the Rings is just 12.5 hours of friendship and love being the most powerful forces in the world, played straight. Characters have conversations about how much their home and family and friends mean to them, how hope is eternal, how there is so much in the world that’s worth living for…. and the film doesn’t apologize for that. There’s no winking at the audience about How Cheesy and Silly All This Is; it’s just. Completely in earnest.

And when Lord of the Rings does “lean on the fourth wall” to talk about storytelling within the film, it’s never to make jokes about How Ridiculous These Storytelling Tropes are (the way most films do)…. but instead to talk about how valuable these stories can be. Like Sam’s Speech at the end of the Two Towers: the greatest stories are ones that give you something to believe in, give you hope, that help you see there are things in a bleak violent world that are worth living for

Earnestness is so much cooler than all the hip cynicism in the world. You go LOTR

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I remember watching the director’s commentary on that very scene and peter Jackson said that they when they wrote Sam’s speech they were so worried. they were terrified that it was going to sound cheesy and insincere but they really needed to say that stuff bc TT ended on such a dark note and they needed the audience to trust that it was going to pay off in RotK. and that they were DEPENDING on Sean astin to execute the line PERFECTLY, and then he fucking did!

anyway props to that whole film family

Posted on 11th Jan at 3:13 AM, with 218 notes

yidquotes:

The Torah, like other ancient law codes, assigns the death penalty to many proscribed behaviors besides murder—including adultery, rape of a betrothed woman, giving insult or injury to one’s parents, witchcraft, male homosexuality, and public profanation of the Sabbath. By the second century C.E., however, the Talmudic rabbis, whose debates and rulings constitute the main body of Halakha, had virtually nullified the death penalty. The Mishnah (the codification of law that forms the core text of the Talmud) states, “A Sanhedrin [governing council] that puts a man to death once in seven years is called destructive. Rabbi Eliezer ben Azariah says: even once in seventy years. Rabbi Akiba and Rabbi Tarfon say: had we been in the Sanhedrin none would ever have been put to death” (Makkot 7A). Even in murder cases, the Torah’s requirement of two eyewitnesses for a sentence of death was interpreted by the Talmudic rabbis to make capital punishment highly unlikely: the murderer’s own confession could not be accepted as evidence, and the two eyewitnesses were required also to have warned the criminal beforehand that he would be executed! Justice tempered by mercy thus became the Jewish ideal.

Leo Rosten

Posted on 9th Jan at 1:21 PM, with 105,133 notes

iwannapushyourdaisies:

drtanner-sfw:

marmarsoulless:

sirartwork:

world-of-cats:

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This makes me -extremely- uncomfortable

I like how literally every other cat in the room is absolutely fine while this weird fucker is just YURRGLURRGLRRRYRRRRRing it up like a madman.

Why is he so upset. Who did this to him.

that’s a little man

Posted on 9th Jan at 5:44 AM, with 10,502 notes

charlesoberonn:

When your boyfriend Dracula is biting too hard:

Vladislav… baby, don’t hurt me. 

Posted on 9th Jan at 5:09 AM, with 28,776 notes
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Posted on 9th Jan at 5:09 AM, with 7,764 notes
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